I was once an air circus performer, but that was after I fought a war in the jungle and before I met Elvis. I’ve crossed the Pacific Ocean twelve times (if you count the trips to Hawaii), the Atlantic Ocean twenty-six times, the Sahara Desert twice, the Amazon rain forest six times and the equator at least ten times. I’ve got three hole-in-ones and have driven a golf ball from the northern hemisphere into the southern hemisphere more than once. Now I’m on the look out for ways to make life more interesting.